Club Fines
Standard Club Fines
You can expect to be fined 25p for standard fines such as:
- Late for Match (meet point)
- Not having appropriate equipment
- Antisocial post match pub non-appearance
- Foul throws, on-pitch fails
- Bad dress sense
- Bringing the club into disrepute on a night out
- Every player takes it in turns on kit wash. Avoiding kit wash will incur repeat fines.
- Snowflake behaviour such as being late to reply to messages, being unavailable due to bad weather or difficult logistics.
Serious Offences
Post-match fines committee to be applied where appropriate. In addition to the slightly tongue in cheek fines above, harsh fines and forfeits will certainly be awarded for:
- Late for match (<20 mins before kick off)
- Dropping out of the team on the day of the game due to being hungover or suspect illness.
- Refraining to pay subs or other monies due.
- Any misconduct which results in the club being fined by the league.
- Racist, xenophobic, anti-LGBTQ+ and other disrespectful behaviour.
- Bringing the club into potential disrepute.
- Serious disciplinary issues on the pitch may mean club suspension.
Fines can be disputed in the pub by appeal, but please note an unsuccessful appeal could mean your fine is increased or further implications, forfeits are dealt out by means of spinning the “Wheel of Misfortune”.
The fines committee will decide in the pub regardless, remember – its a fair system. The money raised from fines goes into a kitty and is used behind the bar at the end of season party.